I'm just saying...

Ok, so it's not like I want my blog to be a series of paragraphs spewing hatred regarding celebrities or anything, but seriously, they make it entirely too easy. So Just Bieber... He's got a song out called "Somebody to Love." Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Queen sort of already used that title. The Black Eyed Peas have a song called I've Got A Feeling? Yeah, THE BEATLES ALREADY USED THAT TITLE. I know it's a minor ripoff, but seriously. Cut that shit out. While we're on the subject, I'd like to remind you all of a Pepsi (gross) commercial that came out some time in 2009, and it was basically a split screen showing things from the past, and then the equivalent of that thing, except a modern version, and Will I Am, that fucking asshole, has the audacity to follow up an image of Bob Dylan with his big fat fucking face. Now I'm no huge fan of Dylan or anything, but I'm even less of a Black Eyed Peas fan, and can decipher the difference between a song with some blood, and a blasé, corny pop song. Apparently, Will I am, can not.

I'm not asking anyone to stop making music. Keep it up, you're making a shit ton of money, and it's all on you when a chick takes a few more shots of Wild Berry Smirnoff to the face because her favorite Mike Posner song gets played, and she gets drunk enough to actually become a chick I could potentially bang, and I back that. I'm just saying, stop being a dick about your execution. You know when people see the title of those tracks they're going to think to themselves, "Oh wow, Bieber's covering Queen? That's sort of a drag, but it's pretty cool that he's at least trying. Do it to it, JB, do it to it." But upon playing the song, they're quick to realize, "Oh yeah, I forgot. He's a soul-less tool, used for nothing but profit and moistening the females britches."

You know what really annoys me? When people assume the only way your decision/opinion on a matter will only be changed if they just spew unto you really cliche reasons to or not to. Having said that, I'd like to establish the fact that I'm not really trying to persuade you to start, if you don't already, hating this or that, however, I'm just bringing the turkey to the table. The fork and knife are in your hands, it's your call big guy.

Aaaaaanyways. I'm going to try and start writing more, which means I guess I'll have to actually search for things that I hate. Oh cruel fate, you're such a dickhead.