Why do people still refer to homes as "cribs" still? Hey, faggot. It's not 2001 anymore, which isn't really the point, considering it was never really cool to say cribs. You have to completely go out of your way to start calling a residence a "crib". I know you weren't raised in an environment that used that phrase. So the only other possibility is somewhere in between your, more than likely, accidental birth, and current day, you decided that using the word "crib" in any way other than what you stick your stinky, ugly offspring in so you don't have to take care of it, would somehow be cool, unique, or interesting. Fuck you, I don't live in a crib, I live in a house. That goes double for throwing up a peace sign with the back of your hand facing out, with a bend wrist and saying "payce yo." FUCK OFF.
Pitroff's coming home at the end of July. I hope he doesn't expect Cincinnati to be different... At all.
This generation is seriously full of fucking idiots. Electronic music is cool to listen to sometimes. SOMETIMES. But to base your entire music library on a series of beeps, modified voices, and bass beats is just fucking stupid.
Some of these kids' haircuts are so... Fucking... Stupid. It makes me want to save them the embarrassment of living another day and just hack off their head and shove it up their gaping assholes. They'd look a lot less retarded that way. You know exactly what haircuts I'm talking about too. You definitely know.
Remember when 80's style, music, and fashion went out of style? Yeah, me neither. BECAUSE IT WAS SO LONG AGO. Remember when it became cool again? Yeah, me neither. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING STUPID. Rihanna is, as far as I'm concerned, is the only human being allowed to pull it off because she's fucking hot regardless of what she's doing. If she was vomiting into a stroller with a mentally challenged infant strapped in there, she'd still be hot.
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