Dear Avatar,,,

Prof. Paul Frommer, it is your job, your duty, as a professor to further people's intelligence. So, the fact that you have ANYTHING to do with the Na'vi language and the large following of people who are actually learning to speak this language makes me want to fucking kill you. Thanks for taking a monumental shit on the idea of intelligence, you dick. Also, if you're trying to learn this language, just keep going. Dedicate every waking, and sleeping moment for that matter, to the idea of a reality in Pandora, you fucking hopeless idiot. I HATE you. HAAAAAATE you.



The fact that so many people were so unbelievably captivated by this movie only proves that pretty lights and colors can still hypnotize the large majority of the populace, you fucking subhuman ape creatures. Don't sit there and say you liked the story. You're a liar. Go watch Dances With Wolves if you liked the Avatar story. That movie, despite being really fucking lame, at least had enough substance to it that it did well. All Avatar and James Cameron did was bend Kevin Costner over a pinball machine and took turns brutally raping him... In 3-D! Look, I'm all about fun movie going experiences, but the fact that I spoke with a man the other day about the utter audacity they had for saying that Avatar was the #1 movie of all time... And he agreed... Just goes to show how completely dense we've become. Also, these dvd sales... You should be ashamed. 3-D in a movie theater is exponentially better than 3-D at home. You've got the movie industry's blood all over your filthy fucking hands.



I recently decided to nut-up and sit through this three hour shit-show atrocity we call Avatar. The acting was shit. The plot was shit. The action scenes were few and far between, and considering this is considered to be an Action/Adventure movie, that means it's shit. It doesn't do a good job in ANY ASPECTS AT ALL, aside from being really, really pretty. Which, honestly, didn't really win me over. I wasn't that blown away. Also, the fact that James Cameron keeps getting all of this praise is absolute horse shit. Unless he spent all of those tireless hours on a computer tinkering away making a regular human babe look like she's a giant blue babe, he really didn't do much of anything.



In conclusion, Avatar can indefinitely, endlessly, ruthlessly go fuck itself in a fashion not unlike a sea serpent would. Entangled, frantic, and confusing. James Cameron, the same goes for you, though I don't doubt that you already masturbate to your own mirror image, you jowly, sloppy, micro organism. Thank you.

What the fuck?

Why do people still refer to homes as "cribs" still? Hey, faggot. It's not 2001 anymore, which isn't really the point, considering it was never really cool to say cribs. You have to completely go out of your way to start calling a residence a "crib". I know you weren't raised in an environment that used that phrase. So the only other possibility is somewhere in between your, more than likely, accidental birth, and current day, you decided that using the word "crib" in any way other than what you stick your stinky, ugly offspring in so you don't have to take care of it, would somehow be cool, unique, or interesting. Fuck you, I don't live in a crib, I live in a house. That goes double for throwing up a peace sign with the back of your hand facing out, with a bend wrist and saying "payce yo." FUCK OFF.



Pitroff's coming home at the end of July. I hope he doesn't expect Cincinnati to be different... At all.



This generation is seriously full of fucking idiots. Electronic music is cool to listen to sometimes. SOMETIMES. But to base your entire music library on a series of beeps, modified voices, and bass beats is just fucking stupid.

Some of these kids' haircuts are so... Fucking... Stupid. It makes me want to save them the embarrassment of living another day and just hack off their head and shove it up their gaping assholes. They'd look a lot less retarded that way. You know exactly what haircuts I'm talking about too. You definitely know.

Remember when 80's style, music, and fashion went out of style? Yeah, me neither. BECAUSE IT WAS SO LONG AGO. Remember when it became cool again? Yeah, me neither. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING STUPID. Rihanna is, as far as I'm concerned, is the only human being allowed to pull it off because she's fucking hot regardless of what she's doing. If she was vomiting into a stroller with a mentally challenged infant strapped in there, she'd still be hot.