...And it's all over now, Baby Blue.

It's only been 13 days since I've last visited, my close friend, $$$$. It feels as though an absolute eternity has passed.




I really have to stop getting drunk and letting my friends tear my flesh with rinky-dink homemade tattoo guns. Having said that, I'm going to be getting drunk and letting my friends tear my flesh with a rinky-dink homemade tattoo gun. Though, it's going to be different this time. I'm not the only one doing it! Sort of a primitive, testosterone driven bro thing, I guess. Maybe I'll get an anchor on the inside of my arm. Ouch.




I should probably just stop getting drunk altogether. Right, Annabelle? Although, the one thing I've been drinking more than alcohol is water, and that's always good. Basketball on the reg, workouts on the reg. I think, as far as health concerns go, I'm in the clear.




Watch Breaking Bad.

It's 60 degrees outside, and I'm inside writing in my blog.

I hate face paint, stickers, Harry Potter, wet socks, songs that skip, dvds that skip, music with overly poor recording quality, music with overly excellent recording quality, having to speed up your pace to walk past big fat slow fuckers on the sidewalk, little yippy dogs, dance parties, dancing in general, sports bars, classy bars, bars that SERVE NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER, neighbors, neighborhoods, neighborhood watches, neighborhood watchers, semi-trucks, environmentalists, animal rights activists, feminists, sexists, ethnic activists, racists, religion, atheists, politicians, anarchists, anti-war activists, pro-war activists, people who glorify being sober, people who glorify being drunk, stoners, hippies, yuppies, one-time-hippie-turned-yuppies, club rap, club rappers, clubs, people who chew with their mouths open, people who breathe too loudly, people who listen to music ridiculously loud, prudes, whores, people who say 'I know right?', rude customers at restaurants, shithead waiters and waitresses, bad bartenders, garbage men, garbage men who think use the phrase 'waste management engineer', lipstick, people who think reading novels makes you smart, people who think reading poetry makes you smart, people who think reading makes you smart, DJs at parties, parties, really expensive beer, really expensive liquor, really expensive pot, nice weather, shitty weather, and last, but certainly not least, I hate you.